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A chicken and
an egg are lying in bed. The chicken
is leaning against the headboard smoking
a cigarette, with a satisfied
smile on its face.
The egg,
looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I
guess we finally answered THAT question!
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| 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Most people will be
about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but
only you can do it permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with,
is exactly what you will have.
5. Success stops when you do.
6. When your
ship comes in...make sure you are willing to unload it.
7. You will never
"have it all together."
8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the
trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want, I will be
happy."
10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
11. I`ve
learned that ultimately TAKERS lose and GIVERS win.
12. Life`s precious
moments don`t have value, unless they are shared.
13. If you don`t start,
it`s certain you won`t arrive.
14. We often fear the thing we want the
most.
15. He or she who laughs.....lasts.
16. Yesterday was the deadline
for all complaints.
17. Look for opportunities...not guarantees.
18. Life
is what`s coming...not what was.
19. Success is getting up one more
time.
20. Now is the most interesting time of all.
21. When things go
wrong....don`t go with them
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You saw a
couple in an intimate pose, right?
Interestingly,
research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple
because they do not have prior memory associated with such a
scenario.
What
they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!
So, I
guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child... now... If it's
hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed
corrupted and you probably need help, you sicko!
Ok,
here's help.... look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail
is on her neck, follow it up. look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down,
it's another one, and on his shoulder..... see them now?
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Don't you just hate it, when people make their problems into everyone else's problems.
The whole world is weighing in on their shoulders, and they want people to suffer along with them!
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